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I <CRIB> NJ: Slats Call on Another Parenting Era
I may be jinxing myself by writing this, but — if all goes according to plan — last night Margo slept in her crib for the final time. The final pic of Margo in her crib (I’m 98% sure she is in this photo.) Today while she’s at school, I’m going to move the crib back to mine and Tara’s room to get it ready for its next tenant and then put together Margo’s first big girl bed (hopefully all the pieces are in the box!) 4/5/2025: Margo realizes she can jump on her bed Lately Margo
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I <SPOOK> NJ: Shout out to the Demon Dog who reminds me to keep my head up!
When weather, work, and parental responsibilities allow it, I like to start my morning commute with a 20-minute stroll to the train station slightly further from my house than the one that’s only a few blocks away. I get a sitcom-length amount of time (minus commercials) to myself screen-free where I can breathe in the fresh air, scope out the neighborhood chickens, and look for more wild birds. Of course, sometimes I try to have my walk and work it too and I’ll answer emails
Oct 132 min read


I <APPLESAUCE> NJ: Brown Sugar, Bourbon Vanilla Paste, and A Lot More Sweetness
Margo and I finally got around to processing most of our remaining orchard apples on Saturday night. Margo and I proudly show off our jar...
Oct 73 min read


I <PICK> NJ: Watching My Family Grow From Under The Apple Trees
The first time Tara and I went apple picking at Hillcrest Orchards was almost exactly three years ago. Our first trip to the orchard in...
Oct 23 min read


I <COSTANZA> NJ: Imploring Toddlers to Embrace Home Sweet Home & Society Simultaneously
This is not the blog I intended to write today: I tried to write something inspired by my failed attempt to teach Margo that the next...
Sep 302 min read


I <MIGRATE> NJ: Smiling Like Sisyphus with an Armful of Stuffies
Most week days, my morning starts at 5:08. That’s when my phone dings to alert me that Tara’s walking down our driveway as her even...
Sep 253 min read


I <SEUSS> NJ: Feasting on Green Eggs & Taylor Ham
With apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel… I am Dad. I am Dad. Dad I am. “That Dad-I-Am! That Dad-I-Am! I do not like that Dad-I am!” Do you...
Sep 234 min read


I <PACIFY> NJ: The End of An Era in the Bink of an Eye
On Friday we — hopefully — entered a new and exciting phase of parenting: the pacifier-free life. I say “hopefully” because as I put my...
Sep 164 min read


I <ISOLATE> NJ: 28 Unanswered Questions (Plus One I Finally Figured Out) from my Latest Bout with COVID
I spent the past five days almost completely alone, isolating with a – thankfully mild – case of COVID that I didn’t want to pass on to...
Sep 24 min read


I <BYRNE> NJ: Talking Talking Heads & Taylor Swift with a Two-Year Old
Love has come to town and Margo couldn’t be happier. At daycare pick-up on Tuesday she excitedly told me, “Daddy, Taylor Swift is...
Aug 283 min read


I <Slide> NJ: My Top 5 Dad Tips for Avoiding Viral Infamy
The universe works in mysterious, mostly incomprehensible ways, but once in a blue moon if we stay on our intended path and pay close...
Aug 264 min read


I <BLOG> NJ
After an afternoon of sand castles & wave jumping at the beach the other day, I explained to my daughter Margo that I thought I had...
Aug 183 min read
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